i just wanna soil my oats bro
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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