yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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