Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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