he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
