Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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