I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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