I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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