I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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