haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
