Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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