Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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