If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
