i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
