Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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