So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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