Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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