i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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