Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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