your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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