We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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