it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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