I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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