I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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