there's paper in my vomit.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I touched a dick in church today
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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