All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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