Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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