You surviving the open bar?
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Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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