Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
