i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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