i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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