Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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