I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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