I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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