Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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