On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
