Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think people are normalizing furries
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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