So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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