yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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