420 ftw
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Mom said you looked used
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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