you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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