then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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