let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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