So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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