In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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