Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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