she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
where are my eyebrows?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
