Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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