ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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