I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You were trust falling into bushes
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
