I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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