I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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